An episode of Father Ted
Due to late JFK takeoff, I cut it very fine for my connecting flight. I was consequently taken on a VIP, exceedingly rapid, guided tour of Dublin airport (including through the 'diplomatic' aisle at passport control and security). I swear this personalized run could've been scripted by Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews.
Highlight - setting off the alarms and being told (in a broad brogue that I couldn't have made up if I tried): "Ahh, but you look trustworthy, so you do. Get yourself away".
:)
Ahhh, Faaatherrr…. Cup of Tea? Jon! It’s so great to see you still command the layman peoples of this world. You towering giant!